What would Keith Urban say about this scene?
Probably that Lindsay Lohan should have moved straight out of Chateau Marmont and straight into a rehab facility.
The Oscar hopeful is seen here in bed before moving out of the residence. Seen with her? A bottle of Jack Daniel's. Meanwhile, the New York Post reports the about item left behind when Lindsay too her leave:
"... after Lindsay Lohan moved out of the Chateau Marmont, found among mounds of designer clothes in her suite were copies of the New York Post, a collection of worn-out BlackBerries, and a bottle of Tanqueray."
We can understand the exhausted BlackBerries. It's tough keeping track of all Lohan's bed mates
important committments. We're just afraid about what's gonna happen to Rumer Willis next.
The newspaper failed to report that the body of Harry Morton was also found in the room, burned to death from an unidentified firecrotch.
Kevin Federline will get on the case as soon as he stops pretending he can rap. In other words: never. Sorry, Harry.