Skeletal Mischa Barton Strolls Through Santa Monica

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Incredibly, former OC star Mischa Barton is seen here enjoying stroll -- sips of what may be nutrients -- Tuesday on the Third Street Promenade in Santa Monica, California. Then again, we can't confirm anything, since it just might be a $23 designer latte. Biatch.

Mischa Barton, Boyfriend

In addition to her risky fashion choices, Barton continues to sport another accessory: a mystery wrist bandage. Why is she wearing that? We've got a theory. It involves Mischa being so emaciated that she sprained it while picking up one of her precious designer bags, which are manufactured by impoverished children in third-world sweatshops.

On Barton's right is her boyfriend, Cisco Adler. Who the f*&k is Cisco Adler, you ask? We have no idea, but he's obviously a tool. We know this because:

  1. He dates Mischa Barton.
  2. He hasn't mastered the whole straw-in-mouth thing.
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Mischa Barton Biography

Mischa Barton Nude Mischa Barton was born in London, then killed off her hit show The OC at the end of its third season. She hasn't eaten anything before or... More »
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Mischa Barton Quotes

I don’t care if people try to put me down. I just think it’s so sad that that’s what people spend their time doing. It might sound crazy, but I’m a really nice person.

Mischa Barton

That was a low point for me. I never, ever would have thought I would be arrested. I was disappointed because it associated me with a group of girls that I would rather not be associated with.

Mischa Barton [on DUI arrest]
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