Jab, jab, jab ... Roundhouse! And Paris Hilton is down!

Count The Gossip among fans of Shanna Moakler, now that the former Miss New York has handed it to the aforementioned skanky socialite physically and verbally.

After allegedly socking Hilton in the face last week, Moakler landed the following oral blow:

"I know myself and I'm sure that the rest of America is sick of having that person shoved down their throat. So I'm just going to try and avoid it as best as i possibly can."

We know how excited Hilton got seeing any reference to "oral" and things being shoved down her throat. But we're not Stavros Niarchos, Paris, and this isn't your typical Saturday (or Sunday, or Monday) night.

We hate you.