Shanna Moakler Has Final Say on Paris Hilton

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Jab, jab, jab ... Roundhouse! And Paris Hilton is down!

Count The Gossip among fans of Shanna Moakler, now that the former Miss New York has handed it to the aforementioned skanky socialite physically and verbally.

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After allegedly socking Hilton in the face last week, Moakler landed the following oral blow:

"I know myself and I'm sure that the rest of America is sick of having that person shoved down their throat. So I'm just going to try and avoid it as best as i possibly can."

We know how excited Hilton got seeing any reference to "oral" and things being shoved down her throat. But we're not Stavros Niarchos, Paris, and this isn't your typical Saturday (or Sunday, or Monday) night.

We hate you.

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Shanna Moakler Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Providence, R.I.
Full Name
Shanna Lynn Moakler

Shanna Moakler Quotes

I've been friends with Laura for the past ten years – before she was my nanny – and I completely stand by her.

Shanna Moakler [on Laura Boyce, former nanny of Rob Lowe]

She’s soooo f*cking fat! She’s 5′2″ and she’s like 140. She was wearing a sarong to cover her huge big ass.

Shanna Moakler [on Kim Kardashian]
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