Scarlett Johansson: Sexiest Woman Alive Speaks!

We're not entirely sure what Angelina Jolie and Jessica Biel have done to fall from the throne of Sexiest Woman Alive in the eyes of Esquire.

But the 2004 and 2005 winners, respectively, lost out this year to Scarlett Johansson.

Here's an interview with the actress:

On being voted "Best Breasts" by a weekly tabloid:
"I'm sure my mom will be proud. You work hard making independent films for fourteen years and you get voted best breasts."

** THG note: Victoria Beckham was robbed!

On being voted "Best Bum" in a British poll:
"There are plenty of girls with nicer butts. There are plenty of girls who work harder for nicer butts. What about my brain? What about my heart? What about my kidneys and my gallbladder?"

** THG note: Beyonce was robbed!

The book she'd take to a desert island:
"How to Survive on a Desert Island."

On posing nude for Vanity Fair with Keira Knightley:
"It was surprisingly comfortable. Everyone was so busy working or loading film. Here I am, Keira and I, and we're totally naked, and some guy is on his BlackBerry. But I guess it's better than if they were all looking at me."

On offering to go nude during a scene in The Island:
"They wanted to make me wear this bra when I woke up in the morning. And I was like, Why don't they just have a sheet draped over me? Nobody sleeps in bras, except maybe French women."

On still being mad at Isaac Mizrahi for feeling her up at the Golden Globes:
"I know he doesn't bat on my team, but still."