It's hard to blame a buy for flip flopping on such a pressing issue.
For one night, at least, Kerry only had eyes for one member of the rapping game: Lil Kim. The duo came together to celebrate the Children Uniting Nations national conference in D.C.
Seeing this twosome together is more shocking than news that Brody Jenner and Lauren Conrad have been hanging out. Or that Lil Kim is actually wearing clothes.
As George Bush crushes on Matt Lauer, we're left to wonder how two men with such power can only get close to these B and C-list celebrities. What's the matter, Senator Kerry? Is Scarlett Johansson out of your league?