No, seriously.

The outfit Jake Gyllenhaal wore in Brokeback Mountain will be up for grabs at a live auction on Saturday at the Human Rights Campaign's 10th Annual Dinner in Washington, D.C.

From October 13 -20, the entire wardrobe from the Oscar-winning movie will be up for bid. That's right, you can own cowboy boots from Heath Ledger! Jeans from Michelle Williams!

So, here's the question, readers: how much would you pay for these items? More than a date with Eva Longoria? We sure hope not.

This also seems like a good time to congratulate Jake's sister, Maggie Gyllenhaal, for giving birth yesterday. Well done, Mags!