Paris Pampers Pet; Peeved Pug Protests Placement

Apparently, Paris Hilton wants to make up for the fact that her dog hates her almost as much as most human beings.

Despite being mauled by her pet last week, Hilton took Tinkerbell to Pet Headquarters in Malibu yesterday for a little pampering. The chic pet shop features pet food, fashions, bags and carriers.

Paris is obviously trying to boost Tink up in the In Touch Weekly rankings of most pampered pets. As of now, she ranks second behind the Maltipoo Daisy of Jessica Simpson.

Really, we're not making this up.

In this place is the Parson Russel terrier of Mariah Carey; followed by Diddy Maltese, Sophie; and Oprah Winfrey's cocker spaniel, also named Sophie.

We're not entirely sure why Nicole Richie wasn't on the list. Probably because you can't keep aliens as pets.