Shanna Moakler is so lucky.
She gets to never go near Paris Hilton again.
After the fracas between these two ladies last week, Hilton is seeking a restraining order against the former Dancing with the Stars contestant. And all because Moakler punched Paris in the face on October 4 at Hyde night club.
We figured Hilton was used to getting punched; donkey punched, at least. We could be thinking of Dustin Diamond sex slaves, however.
"I'm scared of her. I feel like I have to do something to protect myself," Paris whined.
According to Hilton says, good pal Stavros Niarchos threw his drink in Moakler's face, "he never touched her. She was never touched by anyone."
Except Travis Barker, of course. Which is what led to this mess in the first place.