The two blondes may not have made nice at the Playboy Halloween bash over the weekend, but they also didn't violently murder one another. And that says a lot. Especially when Travis Barker was also in attendence.
Jeremy Piven, Three-6 Mafia, Nicky Hilton and Pauly Shore were also on hand to enjoy the mansion scenery; i.e. naked women. There was also a fully clothed Owen Wilson sighting, as the actor was spotted getting cozy with a mystery blonde dressed as an angel.
Most of the costumes skewed towards the skanky, of course, but the winner of tasteless costume of the night went to a man: Bill Maher. The comedian arrived as the late Steve Irwin, with a stingray barb through his chest.
Come on, Bill. Would society, or at least Karrine Steffans, really approve?
In the end, the party ended on an awful sour note: with Hilton dancing like a fool to one of her own songs. As partygoers looked on, the heiress, who donned her own version of the classic Playboy Bunny outfit, writhed to her pathetic non-smash, "Stars Are Blind."
Every time we look at a Paris Hilton picture, we wish we were, too. Or this Travis Barker picture. Good God man, what the hell is wrong with you.