… to mock the living, ghastly daylights out of her.

That's right, you can move over, Jessica Simpson, you no longer have the privilege of representing the ugliest celebrity photo of the day.

That dishonor would fall to Paris Hilton and her recent evening spent exposing her rancid self dancing at TAO night club in Las Vegas.

You can see the numbers turning in this onlooker's head. How many guys will see a lot more than this pair of underwear tonight?

Gosh, she's a hottie. Travis Barker, you're so lucky. And you, Lance Armstrong. And Stavros Niarchos. And the valets for the evening. As well as the coat check guys …