Paris Hilton Doesn't Recommend Drunk Driving; Can't Wait to Have More Sex

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Before we go off on the usual Paris Hilton bashing, let us just say:

It's nice to see she's making at least some effort to make up for her drunk driving arrest. It's scary, but Hilton actually is a role model to younger women, she should try to send them positive messages such as the one detailed below.

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Yech. That's enough Paris complimenting. We feel dirt.

Still, the December issue of Seventeen magazine features the heiress â€" who was arrested on September 7 in L.A. for allegedly driving under the influence of alcohol â€" on the cover and in a full-page PSA, in which she warns readers not to get behind the wheel if they've had any alcohol.

"All it takes is one drink to mess with the way you drive â€" it clouds your judgment and slows your reflexes. Don't take any chances. It just isn't worth it," Hilton says in the ad.

It's a solid PR move. Now we can't wait for the PSA advising against fights with Shanna Moakler.

Of course, Hilton couldn't resist also touching upon her favorite subject in the magazine story. She says she hasn't reached her sexual peak.

"I think you like [sex] when you're, like, in your thirties," Hilton says. "That's what someone told me. We'll see."

Lord knows she's been practicing for it in the meantime. Right, Stavros Niarchos? Travis Barker? Random dude waiting for the bus?

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We want to stay together forever. I wouldn't do a Vegas [wedding]. I don't know where or when but I do want it to be romantic.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]

He's my best friend. He's just different from any guy that I've ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he'd be there for me, no matter what.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]
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