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Really, Leo? You're a famous actor, largely well-known for taking on daring roles and challenges.

Therefore, we expect more from your Halloween costume selection.

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Just look at Mary-Kate Olsen, for example. She was outrageous enough to go as a ghost.

Then there are these creepy ideas frm actresses such as Kate Bosworth and Nicole Richie. We shiver just looking at them.

So just because The Departed was one of the best movies we've seen this year doesn't mean you can skate by with a lame gorilla outfit, Leonardo DiCaprio. Use some imagination, ok?

Like Pete Doherty. He's gonna go as a sober fiance. We can't wait to see that one!

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Former OC star Mischa Barton says she loves mushy peas, mashed potatoes and brussell sprouts. In other words, she's a huge fan of English Cuisine.

In related news, T.H. Gossip just announced that it is the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby, and George W. Bush has resigned from office.

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It seems Barton, who was born in London but moved to New York when she was just 5, is going back to her cooking roots -- and who can blame her. Even the chocolates taste better across the pond. Assuming you actually digest them, rather than throwing up in the bathroom immediately after, of course.

"I love all the mashed potatoes, the mushy peas and the Brussels sprouts. And oh my God, Cadbury's chocolate! It is so much better than Hershey's which we have in America," said Mischa.

Mischa Barton spent most of her summer in London to attend the world famous acting school Rada. Let's admit it people, she needed it. Her character on The OC? Not un-annoying by any means.

"People seem confused about the idea of me going to school, but I love learning. My course was about Shakespeare and we hardly did any of that at school, it was really exciting to read all the plays."

Sure thing. It's also exciting having eating disorders, we've heard. Every other celebrity seems to be into it! In any case, we're looking forward to a new season of The OC, sans Mischa. Okay, no we're not. But we are big Rachel Bilson fans.

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Is it any surprise Anna Nicole Smith has already been ordered to vacate her Bahamas home by October 31? Of course not.

The only shocker is why the planet earth hasn't given the ugly gold digger a similar command.

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Hubert Ingraham, head of the main opposition Free National Movement and a former prime minister, called upon the government on Wednesday to look into Smith's legal residency status in the Bahamas, where her son died three days after she gave birth to a daughter in the country.

"Clearly, Anna Nicole Smith is not a fit and proper person to become a permanent resident of the Bahamas," Ingraham said of the 38-year-old former Playboy model.

"Her general character and reputation don't commend her for such status."

Way to go, Bahamas! Why can't the U.S. come out with such statements? Would we miss celebrities such as Brooke Hogan so much?

The law in the Bahamas states that a person owning a house valued at more than $500,000 and having the means to reside without being employed â€" and being of good character â€" can be eligible for residency.

"If she doesn't own the house, then she would not have met the policy conditions which the government of the Bahamas has with respect to the grant of permanent residence," Ingraham said of Smith.

G. Ben Thompson, a Myrtle Beach, S.C., developer, says he owns the property in New Providence where Smith has been staying. He told People magazine he purchased the house for slightly than $1 million in August as a favor to Smith, whom he befriended after he met her through neighbors in mid-2005.

Right, he "befriended her." And Travis Barker "befriended" Paris Hilton.

However, Wayne Munroe, a Bahamian lawyer for Smith, told the AP that Smith owns the home: "I've physically seen the document that showed the property being conveyed to her."

Of course, if Anna Nicole does return to the U.S., Jessica Simpson will have competition for biggest boobs in Hollywood. Smith will also have to deal with the tiny, nagging issue of who is actually the father of her baby.

Our money is on Peter Sarsgaard.

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Supermodel Kate Moss intends to marry boyfriend Pete Doherty, according to the British singer himself.

Doherty, the lead singer of the band Babyshambles, was noticed by fans walking in central London's Tottenham Court Road on Thursday at around 2 a.m., and was asked by one if he would wed Kate Moss.

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Doherty's reply: "Yeah, soon."

THG NOTE: Pete was walking around at 2 a.m. That means he was likely drunk and high out of his mind. So who knows what the story is today.

Recent reports in the British press have insinuated that Moss is pregnant with Doherty's child, although sources close to her deny the claim.

Also putting a damper on pregnancy rumors: The fact that these two dry hump like rabbits. You can't get pregnant that way, people!

Also, Moss was photographed on Tuesday night swigging from a mini champagne bottle at a masquerade ball in west London. But then again, this is PeteMoss. Would you put it past Kate to booze it up hard while with child? T.H. Gossip would not.

Moss, 32, and Doherty, 27, have been together on and off for more than a year. Their turbulent romance has been marked by Doherty's repeated arrests for drug possession, as well as Moss's being questioned by police after photographs were published of her snorting a white powder in a recording studio alongside Doherty.

Moss later apologized for her actions and underwent a stint in rehab. She has a 4-year-old daughter, Lila Grace, whose father is her ex-boyfriend, fashion magazine publisher Jefferson Hack. We're sure he does good work, but that guy is -- indisputably -- a Hack journalist.

Sorry.

Anyway, insiders have hinted that an official announcement of an engagement is due on Friday. Fueling the Moss rumors, Doherty was seen in an Italian jewelry shop with Moss last week, and the model has since been photographed with a sparkler on her ring finger.

Still, her camp denies the marriage claims.

"No, there is no engagement," a source close to Moss says.

This is a lot like the Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes wedding speculation... except that these two celebrities are far more coked-up and pathologically weird.

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Kevin Federline, like President George W. Bush back in 2000, thinks he's very misunderestimated.

In K-Fed's case, he feels he's more underestimated than anyone else in this world. And K-Fed is so secure in his manhood that will can go out and buy tampons for his breadwinner wife, Britney Spears, without even a hint of embarrassment, yo.

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The aspiring rapper, whose album Playing with Fire will hit stores and garbage bins everywhere next Tuesday, and whose appearances on the WWE have drawn rave reviews (and widespread hatred) tells Entertainment Weekly that he must be "the most talked-about [person] of anyone over the last couple of years."

It's a claim that, for better or worse, isn't too far off.

When asked to name the most underrated performer in rap, K-Fed apparently gave it about 12 seconds of thought, and then said, "Me."

That was also his answer when little Sutton Pierce asked were babies come from. Just kidding. Sutton Pierce isn't even his real name! It's Jayden James!

When he wasn't touting his own underestimatedness, K-Fed also expounded upon his feelings regarding shopping for feminine hygiene products.

"I used to be embarrassed to go to the store and buy tampons, but that's past tense. Once you make it through that, then you're good," he said.

God help us.

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Arizona quarterback and former Heisman Trophy winner Matt Leinart welcomed his first child with girlfriend Brynn Cameron yesterday morning.

The couple has named its young son Cole Cameron Leinart.

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Prior to dating Cameron, the USC graduate was quite the player on the dating scene in SoCal. He has been linked with the likes of Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson's former assistant, Cacee Cobb, and Kristin Cavallari of Laguna Beach fame.

Leinart has been dating Cameron since February 2005, when they met during study hall at USC. She was doing schoolwork; Matt was "studying" chicks. Too bad he couldn't have added Lindsay Lohan to his list of conquests before settling on Brynn -- we all know it would have been easy.

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Fortunately, for the men and woman fighting overseas and not wishing to be distracted by a promiscuous redhead, Lindsay Lohan is NOT going to Iraq.

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So it's ok, Osama bin Laden, you can relax and focus on winning over Whitney Houston again.

Lohan, however, did recently pose with a couple of fake troops - at Xbox's Gears of War launch party in Hollywood. She doesn't seem particularly impressed by their guns, does she? But Lindsay probably sees larger triggers on a nightly basis - if you know what we mean!

We're sure Rumer Willis does at least.

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Lance Bass
is out of the closet.

Unfortunately, that doesn't mean he's out of trouble yet.

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The Former *N Sync star and his boyfriend, Reichen Lehmkuhl, have been the target of threats from, as Lehmkuhl puts it, "people who do not want me to be so public and expose what is going on in the military."

Justin Timberlake and other celebrities have been supporting of Bas, but it may be Lehmkuhl that's had a more difficult time. He recently published a book about keeping his sexual identity secret while serving in the Air Force and since then has had to "be very protective."

Lehmkuhl said he and Bass have forwarded threats, which aren't specified, to private security personnel and have even informed the FBI about some of the more serious menaces.

"Everything is being covered so we feel safe," he said.

The story proves that being gay in Hollywood, as Bass or Ellen DeGeneres could tell you, isn't a big deal. At least not compared to the armed forces.

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It's unlikely his movie will flop, but just in case, Borat has a back-up plan.

At Wednesday's London premiere of Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, the bumbling, faux journalist told reporters about his grand plan.

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"I have come here with Bilak, my 11 year old son, his wife and their child, and we are hoping maybe to put some chocolate make-up on the child's face and sell him to Madonna. I am hoping that Madonna will be a very good father for it."

The Material Mother, meanwhile, was on Oprah Winfrey today, blaming the media for making such an issue out of her recent adoption. "

"Shame on you for discouraging other people from doing the same thing," she said.
Of course, if Mads doesn't want another child, Borat has other backup plans: Ice maker, gypsy catcher or animal sperm collector, specializing in camels.

The last of which, naturally, is how Linsday Lohan spends her Wednesday nights.

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Of course, with a talentless coat tail follower such a Brooke Hogan on the program, it should've been renamed TR-HELL for the day.

Oh yes. We. Went There.

If it Ain't Brooke ...

We don't hate Hogan because she can't sing (come on, that would mean we'd detest pretty much any Top 40 singer, with the exception of Kevin Federline. We could never hate him.) It's that Hogan can't sing and she's only famous because of her father.

And, seriously, who's named "Hulk" anyway?

Fortunately for host Vanessa Minnillo, she could ignore the loud screeches coming from Brooke's microphone and focus on her impending act with the Pussycat Dolls. Now there's a group that can sing!

Or at least wear less clothing than Courtney Love.

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