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The New York Mets fell short of the World Series by a hair last week, bowing out of the National League playoffs after a nail-biting defeat at the hands of St. Louis. One of their supporters, Daily Show host Jon Stewart, was on hand to give them everything he could. But alas, it was not enough. Much like T.H. Gossip's efforts to get Nicole Richie into rehab, sometimes no matter how hard you try, it's out of your control.

Stewart himself recently bowed out of the 2008 Presidential race, much to the dismay of millions who want him on a ticket with Stephen Colbert. Tell me those two guys couldn't beat some of the chumps thinking of running! Sigh.

On the bright side, there's no way Ashlee Simpson can run. You have to be 35, according to the U.S. Constitution, and she's not even close (nor would even the dumbest of Americans vote for her... at least we hope that's the case)!

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Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have gone to great lengths to differentiate themselves in the past few years. Changing their hair color, adopting different styles, eschewing food at different periods in their lives, etc.

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That being said, T.H. Gossip can only wonder why Ashley (right) would now change her hair, an revert back to an identical hair-and-clothing look as Mary-Kate? Somewhere, Stavros Niarchos is smiling. Why? No clue. The dude might be back together with Paris Hilton!

The only thing we could come up with, as far as the Olsens' style swap is concerned, is that maybe they're trying to bring together a divided America, which can't decide what it thinks of these two young ladies. Or that they are on massive amounts of drugs, Nicole Richie-style.

We celebrated their thumbs-ups and oh-so-cute expressions Full House, only to be repelled years later by their insistence upon wearing their entire closet when they appear in public.

So it goes for Mary-Kate Olsen and her twin sister, Ashley, who were first billed on Full House as the mysterious hybrid Mary-Kate Ashley Olsen, as the producers did not want viewers to know Michelle was played by twins.

But if their precious movies and television glory taught us anything, it's that interchangeable switcheroo twin fun can always reignite a love gone cold.

Oh, those crazy Olsen twins.

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Super skinny Nicole Richie has been admitted to a medical facility to determine why she is unable to gain weight.

Note that this is a new story, not a continuation of when T.H. Gossip reported that Nicole Richie was quite possibly a crystal meth fiend.

A Mom Again

In any case, the Simple Life star's publicist issued a statement Thursday stressing that Richie -- wait for it -- does not have any eating disorders.

"She is working with a team of doctors and specialists whose focus is nutrition. It is important to Nicole that she achieve this goal in a healthy way," said Nicole Perna, whose job must be really awesome.

Richie, 25, has been dogged by speculation about her weight loss by a bevy of bastard websites and pararazzi. But she knows she's got issues.

After all, this is what she used to look like, before she morphed into some kind of alien.

In an interview with Vanity Fair in June, the daughter of singer Lionel Richie admitted she is too thin.

"I really do need to do something about it," she said. "I'm not happy with the way I look right now."

Last month, Richie denied a report by CNN claiming she was in treatment for an eating disorder. She did not comment on new boyfriend Samuel Plouchart or exes Brody Jenner and DJ AM.

"I did not check myself into an eating disorder rehab," she said. "I do not have an eating disorder, and I don't know how many times I have to say it."

On the Tyra Banks Show, Richie said she was not suffering from anorexia.

"Absolutely not," she told Tyra Banks, who is host of the Tyra Banks Show.

Mmm hmm. Sure Nicole. And T.H. Gossip is "absolutely not" in love with Shakira.

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Maybe The Hollywood Gossip still has a chance.

According to the former president of Argentina, his son and Shakira have talked about marriage, but aren't in any rush to walk down the aisle.

Shakira Rocks

Former President Fernando de la Rua told Dominican newspaper, Listin Diario, that the hip-shaking international superstar and his son, Antonio, have discussed raising a family, but have no immediate plans to tie the knot.

"They prefer to wait," de la Rua said. "Kids today would rather live as a couple, they don't believe that marriage is necessary to be happy."

Hey, Alison Clinton does! You can read her website and see how content she and Chris are.

The singer, who De la Rua referred to as a "lover of peace," and Antonio have been dating for five years.

He's probably seen her hips up close; meanwhile, we're stuck with these Shakira pictures.

"Shakira is a very good woman, she is very loving to her parents and with her in-laws as well," the ex-president said.

The Colombian artist is on tour with her most recent release, "Oral Fixation," and plans to play in Guatemala, El Salvador, Nicaragua, Panama, Peru, Venezuela, Puerto Rico and her native country in coming weeks.

We love her.

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NBA Commissioner, David Stern, recently requested that players leave their guns at home.

Apparently basketball fan, Snoop Dogg, didn't get the message.

Snoop Dogg on the Red Carpet

The rapper was arrested yesterday at Bob Hope Airport in Burbank, California on suspicion of illegal drug and gun possession. The Associated Press reported that airport police officers stopped Hollywood's favorite canine (whose real name is Calvin Broadus) at a loading zone for a vehicle code violation.

In a subsequent search of the vehicle, the police say they found a gun and marijuana.

"There is no basis for this arrest," says the rapper's attorney, Donald Etra. "We believe that once this is cleared up, all charges will be dismissed."

They better be. If not, Snoop can always follow the lead of Alison Clinton and start his own website to proclaim his innocence.

As TMZ also reported previously, the Dogg faces the possibility of charges against him after authorities discovered a 21-inch collapsible baton in his bags at John Wayne International Airport last month.

But is that really any more dangerous than any possibility that Paris Hilton and Stavros Niarchos could pro-create? We don't think so.

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As ordered by a court, Sara Evans and Craig Schleske have called a truce to their marital jabs and accusations.

However, the former nanny of the couple and possible Schleske shagger is still waiting for her apology - and Alison Clinton wants the world to know about it!

Sara Evans Picture

Not content to sit back and allow Evans to claim in legal papers that Clinton had an affair with Schleske, the attention seeker's friends are fighting back as only those in the 21st century can:

They've started a website.

Indeed, head over to pleaseapologizesaraevans.com and pledge your support to this poor woman. Her reputation as someone no one has ever heard of is being tested.

Oh, and also listen to a song Clinton wrote with her husband (who she loves VERY much). If a singing career springs up as a result of these accusations, who is Alison to object? With Keith Urban in rehab, a spot has opened up in the musical world.

Last week, Clinton passed a lie detector test that seems to back up her claim that she never had an affair with Schleske.

According to the website, Clinton was especially shocked since "Sara had even asked Alison to be a back-up singer and dancer on her upcoming tour just weeks before."

Once again, got that? Clinton can sing, people! Is Eminem reading? Does he have room on his label for "the person Sara wishes she could be," according to Karen from Texas.

In the end, it doesn't matter if Alison finds a career from this publicity (but listen to a song she wrote on the website!). All that matters is that her and husband Chris are happy. They "know they will always have each other."

And a website that professes as much.

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Nate Corddry began his career as a correspondent on The
Daily Show
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As Stephen Colbert can attest to, that's not a bad launching pad. Corddry has used it to star in the NBC series, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip. He also has multiple movies in the works, but still found time to sit with Us Weekly for an interivew.

Q: How does a real sketch comedy show compare to a scripted one? You've been on both sides of the coin at The Daily Show and now Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip.
NC: The main difference obviously is working with a script. With The Daily Show there really is no script, just a list of questions you're asking your subject. Basically, it's improvised. And now, I have Aaron Sorkin's scripts in front of me every day, and you can't deviate from the script in any way. It feels like being the new kid in school.

Q: You worked with your brother, Rob Corddry, on The Daily Show. Was it fun or competitive working together?
NC: Doing the "Brother vs. Brother" sketch together was the easiest and best five minutes I had on The Daily Show. I never felt more comfortable going out on stage with someone in my life because I knew if I could talk to anyone, it's my brother. I come from a very funny family. That's how you cut your teeth, at the dinner table. We would just tear people apart.

Q: What was Jon Stewart like as a boss?
NC: He was great. He was exactly like you'd think he'd be, a very sweet guy, and hilariously funny, but also a boss. He's the boss and we're the employees. He was very intimidating in that way. You'd come in with a piece and you'd have to show it to Jon. Those screenings were brutal, terrible. The confidence goes out the window when you show up at a screening and Jon Stewart isn't laughing at what you're doing.

Q: Jon Stewart for president '08. Thoughts?
NC: That's the worst idea I've heard in my life! Just because there's a movie with Robin Williams as a comedian who ends up running for president doesn't mean we should do it. We shouldn't copy the movies.

Q: Are you political?
NC: I'm not political, but I am interested in politics. In the last three or four years, I've gotten into the habit of reading The New York Times every day. But I don't scream about things. I've actually adopted Brad Pitt, though. He's adorable.

Q: Tell us about your Studio 60 character, Tom Jeter. What do you have in common with him?
NC: We look exactly alike! But I'm not a comedian. My mind doesn't work that way. I'm personally more confident. He's intimidated in his environment. Tom's confident in his work, but not necessarily in himself. I like pretty girls, and I'm a better lover.

Q: Studio 60 has a great cast. How is it working with Matthew Perry?
NC: I've actually never met him. I'm not allowed. When I do scenes with Matthew they bring in an animatronic Matthew Perry for me to do them with. He's very life-like.

Q
: You have two movies coming out next year: The Nanny Diaries with Scarlett Johansson and The Girl's Guide to Hunting and Fishing with Sarah Michelle Gellar. Why are you only making chick flicks?
NC: I'm just trying to meet girls!

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Paris Hilton and "The heir with the hair," Stavros Niarchos, continue to flirt with the rumor mill (no, Lindsay, not the Rumer mill -- calm down and talk to us when you get out of rehab).

The son of a Greek shipping tycoon (whose full name is Stavros Niarchos III) and the older, skankier sister of Nicky Hilton used to be a thing, and might be again, apparently. God help him. Who dates Paris? Twice? Ugh.

Paris Hilton and Todd Phillips

Here, they're seen returning from a movie Tuesday night in Hollywood. Rumor has it they saw V For Vandetta. Just kidding. We have no idea. The question is: are they exclusive, or is this shaggy stud muffin Niarchos merely making the rounds?

After all, this guy not only used to bone Mary-Kate Olsen, but he's also been linked to Lindsay Lohan as well. Not that a coked-up, strung-out Lohan would remember, in all likelihood. Man... Stavros gets so much poontang! Too bad it's all rancid.

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Or, you know, as nice as two people that have accused each other of having affairs and being a tad insane can make.

Sara Evans and her possibly porn addicted husband showed up in a Nashville court this week to hash out some of the terms of their nasty split.

Sara Evans Picture

When asked if he still loved Evans, Craig Schelske replied, "Yes, I do." When Evans was asked if she shared the same feeling, the country diva said nothing. Ouch.

Inside the courtroom, the former love bunnies agreed not to air their dirty laundry in the press again (to our dismay). They also agreed to take psychological exams, which could become a factor in the custody case over the couple's three children.

Meanwhile, the outpouring of affection agreements continued. Evans and Schelske agreed not to physically or verbally abuse each other, while also staying away from "excessive" alcohol consumption. Somewhere, Lindsay Lohan was heard shouting: "Yay, more for me!"

Finally, Schelske will find a new place to live (maybe with Alison Clinton?) and Evans will have primary custody of their kids.

It sounds like the temporary end to a feud for the ages. We can only hope Anna Nicole Smith vs. the Bahamas produces equally heated points and counter points.

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We just came across this terrific image of Mary-Kate Olsen inspecting a ticket she apparently got the other day. She looks puzzled. And possibly possessed by evil spirits.

Mary-Kate Olsen of Weeds

This may because she is still "in character," having recently picked out a spooky ghost costume for Halloween.

T.H. Gossip isn't entirely sure what the sickly Mary-Kate received this ticket for, but we have come up with some good theories:

  1. Not eating this millennium
  2. Having two first names
  3. Failing to remain cute since 1992
  4. Dating the same dude as Paris Hilton
  5. Violating myriad fashion laws -- plaid was never in, Ms. Style Queen
  6. Parking

Our money's on #3. On a side note, where is Ashley Olsen? Shouldn't she be in the news defending her sister, moving in on Stavros Niarchos, or acting generally weird?

What gives?

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