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Tara Reid regrets her recent boob job because it left a lot of scarring on her cleavage.

The terrible actress also regrets her break-up with TV personality Carson Daly because it left a lot of scarring on her heart.

Tara Reid Pic

The couple dated and were briefly engaged in 2000 and 2001 before they separated. Now, the American Pie star admits she'll always lament the pair didn't give romance more of a chance.

"I think, `Well yeah, if I would have married Carson, I'd probably have kids by now … I wouldn't have had all that crazy partying," Reid said. "My life would have been completely different."

That's probably the same way Shar Jackson feels about Kevin Federline.

Fortunately, Reid has perspective on life now:

"But, you know what? If that was meant to happen, it would have … but I've never loved anyone the way I loved him."

Daly, of course, also dated Jennifer Love Hewitt for awhile. Then, he fell off the face of the earth - only to resurface with a hosting gig every New Year's Eve.

Maybe he spends all day online, trying to track down Jessica Simpson. Lord knows we certainly will now.

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Be careful, gas pump. Knowing K-Fed's history of pumping things, you may end up pregnant.

Man, can his boys swim!

Go Get 'Em Champ

Come to think of it, it's hilarious to see Kevin Federline pump gas into a Ferrari. Were it not for Britney Spears, he would probably be pumping gas into a Ford Tempo. Or other people's cars. Working at a gas station. Okay, we're done.

Despite stating repeatedly that he is working on a rap career and would like to be thought of separately from Britney when it comes to music. However, he still had his wife record a track for his new CD and has had the perpetually pregnant pop princess work every possible angle to help peddle his album.

Kevin is quite something, that's for sure. If Jayden James Federline could understand what's going on here, he'd request to be placed in foster care.

Still, as much as he would like to separate himself from Brit, K-Fed has no problem keeping tight with her cash.

But to his credit, he did earn some nice paychecks from getting his ass kicked on Monday Night Raw. And at least he's more adept at the gas pump than Oprah.

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Which is more of a celebrity trend: Adopting babies from third world countries (yes, we're looking at you, Madonna)?

Or complimenting your own cleavage?

OMG NO WAY

For whatever reason, more and more actresses are going on record about the beauty of their breasts. Or just wearing outfits that thrust these puppies in your face (yes, we're looking at you, Victoria Beckham).

But listen to Lindsay Lohan talk about her boobs: "I like my breasts the way they are. I read that I had breast implants and that I'd had my lips done too, which is such bullshit ... I feel great. I like having a shape."

The Gossip was gonna take a poll of all the guys who have touched them, but sadly, there is other news to cover and we don't have that kind of time.

Maybe Rumer Willis can get on it for us.

The latest star to admire her own figure is Ashlee Simpson. Jessica's sister had the following to say recently:

"You have to laugh because people make up the goofiest things. My boobs are beautiful! I'm not getting them done. I'm 22, they're up and high."

Hey, we're with you, Ash. We have nothing against your boobs. In this area, those crazy Olsen twins don't stand a chance against you and your sister.

Be proud.

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Hey, JoeBlow69, that's probably not the real Jessica Simpson you're talking to online. We doubt she actually goes by the screen name, IReallyAmJessicaSimpson.

But that doesn't mean the ex of Nick Lachey isn't somewhere around the Internet right now.

Jessica Struts Her Stuff

A source told Britain's More magazine:

"After she split up with John Mayer, she set up a MySpace page to meet new people. She did it in a fake name, but got really into it. She's totally addicted. Whenever she's at home, she's on her laptop."

Simpson is said to be seduced by the freedom and anonymity Internet dating provides. Her sister, of course, was said to be seduced by Nick Carter.

The source added: "Jessica loves the idea she can use the Internet to look for a man who's interested in her personality. She pretends to be this shy Texan girl."

Pretending to be someone else is definitely the way to get a guy to like you for your personality. That's why Alison Clinton pretended not to be a desperate attention seeker in order to bag her husband.

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Reps for Brad Pitt are seeking trespassing charges against E! Networks after a producer and cameraman allegedly walked onto the actor's property in the Hollywood Hills last week.

"Yes, we have filed trespassing charges against E! and are exploring our legal options against both the crew that actually trespassed and the network itself," Pitt's peeps told People magazine.

Cute Brangelina Photo

A Los Angeles police spokesperson says the incident is still under investigation. Hilary Duff, meanwhile, probably wishes a cable network - and not a crazy old man - was the one stalking her.

E!, of course, is denying any intentional wrongdoing. But so is Anna Nicole Smith. Sometimes, it's best to just come clean.

"E! Networks did not instruct or authorize anyone working on its program to improperly intrude onto private property, and the individuals involved have been terminated.

While neither Mr. Pitt nor his family were at the property when the incident took place, the network in no way condones or encourages such behavior and would like to offer its most sincere apologies to Mr. Pitt and his family."

We'll have to see how Shiloh and Zahara respond. They've not very forgiving tykes.

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"I was Coco and it was fifty bucks - I did anything."
â€" Hugh Jackman, on his stint as a professional clown

"Before he was born, we swore we wouldn't be those parents with plastic gear everywhere ... and now we have plastic gear everywhere."
-- Rachel Weisz, on parenting

In Hawaii

"I don't know what Snoop Dogg was smoking, but I don't think it was catnip."
- Elizabeth Perkins, on Snoop's visit to the set of Weeds

"Every morning I would come down to the kitchen and I would see myself making coffee and I would think, 'Oh she's pretty.'"
- Ellen DeGeneres, on what she would do if she had an identical twin

"Hot sex."
- Annette Bening, on what it is that makes her marriage to Warren Beatty work

"My grandmother saw Faith on TV and said, "I found the perfect girl for you," and Faith's grandmother called and said the same thing to her."
- Tim McGraw on who set up he and wife Faith Hill

"I never enjoy [Halloween]. I loved it when I was like 8, 9, 10, and then after that I was like, ‘I feel embarrassed.'"
â€" Sarah Jessica Parker on dressing up for Halloween

"I got booty. Booty's what I got."
- Sandra Bullock when asked about her clothing

"A few years down the road I am going to be a correspondent for Extra."
â€" Ben Affleck joking when asked of his future plans

"I wasn't a rebellious teenager ... I was so afraid of getting into trouble that it didn't interest me."
- Ashley Olsen

"I've never wanted to get married and I've been with great men. My need for newness ... is greater than my need for any idea of security."
- Maria Bello

"Yeah, I get asked to a lot … I don't go, that would be so inappropriate … it's very strange … it makes me uncomfortable."
- Jennifer Love Hewitt, on being asked to attend funerals because of her show Ghost Whisperer

"They call me Dr. Hooker. Isn't that nice?"
- Kate Walsh, on her sexy image on Grey's Anatomy

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Sorry, Anna Nicole Smith, possibly being thrown out of the Bahamas isn't the only ordeal you have to go through now.

Playboy Bunny

The former Playboy model and current disgusting, gold digging hag is being sued for a second time by photographer Larry Birkhead, who is now accusing her of fraud and conspiracy, his lawyer says.

At a press conference Thursday outside the Los Angeles courthouse where Birkhead filed a paternity suit on Oct. 2, his lawyer, Debra Opri, shared copies of legal papers filed on Birkhead's behalf earlier that day in a Bahamas court.

The papers allege that Smith and her lawyer and fiancé, Howard K. Stern, conspired to misrepresent Stern as the father of Smith's six-week-old daughter, Dannielynn Hope, and committed libel and slander by denying Birkhead is the father.

The suit requests that the Bahamas' registrar general change the baby's last name on legal documents from Stern to Birkhead.

"It will be up to this government entity to pursue any criminal investigations against Anna Nicole Smith and/or Howard K. Stern," Opri said.

Opri added that she is afraid Smith will flee the Bahamas to avoid the charge.

"My main concern is this child," she said. "While I do not anticipate that Anna Nicole Smith will be going to Disneyland here in California anytime soon, I do have every concern that she might go to another jurisdiction with my client's child, and we will then be forced to pursue her."

So the chase may be on! Sounds almost as exciting as Nicole Richie versus the food police.

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Dear God, Maybe Ashton Kutcher is being a good stepfather, not an overprotective S.O.B., by cautioning Rumer to stay away from this train wreck.

We're talking about Rumer Willis, of course, the daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, and current stepdaughter of Ashton. She's reportedly the personal assistant to Hollywood's biggest walking disaster, and if this Lindsay Lohan picture doesn't showcase what we've been talking about for months, we don't know what will.

Lindsay's Teeth

Oh my. This is worth at least 1,000 words. Maybe 1,500. Where does even begin analyzing this one (besides urging Rumer to run for her freaking life).

We really didn't think she could top getting chastised by her movie producers for partying too hard, dumped by Harry Morton for the same reason, served with a subpoena from her own family and doing half the men in Southern California, but it appears Lindsay Lohan is now hopped up enough narcotics to kill a woman twice her size. Get help, girl!

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Hey, there's this new hot girl promoting Sketchers shoes. Oh, wait! That's Ashlee Simpson. Man, does T.H. Gossip miss the days when she was just the little sister and less talented version of Jessica Simpson. Those days are so long gone.

Jessica Simpson and Ashlee Simpson Picture

Sigh. Somehow, despite being as worthless as they come and bordering on Mischa Barton-like skinniness, Ashlee has somehow turned herself into a marketing mogul. Somebody beat us over the head with some Sketchers, please!

A lesson to all you young, impressionable girls out there: if you have major self-esteem issues, just go ahead and get a plastic surgeon to rearrange your face. Really, it'll do wonders for your social life -- you might even convince your daddy to buy you a music career (talking to you, Crazy Joe Simpson) and land a bunch of endorsement deals!

Ain't life grand?

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Mischa Barton, former star of The OC, is never far from the public eye. But if this gentleman's actions are any indication, sitting next to the famous actress doesn't compare to the simple wonders of a digital camera.

Allergic to Food

Cisco Adler notwithstanding, no one much cares about Mischa these days. At least a lot less than they used to. She was killed off a bad show! Not exactly a good career sign. In the end, we would definitely rather play with a digital camera than Barton or her BFF, Nicole Richie.

Now, Rachel Bilson, on the other hand...

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