Sex tape star Dustin Diamond, a.k.a. Screech, is a dirty, dirty son of a b!tch. But when it comes to housecleaning, well, the man who doled out the Dirty Sanchez on film didn't fare as poorly as some other celebrities.

In a national survey commissioned by Cascade dishwashing detergent, people were asked which famous couple they imagined would be the best -- and worst -- at taking care of their own homes.

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Fergie, a.k.a. Stacy Ferguson, who T.H. Gossip goes back and forth on every day regarding whether or not she's hot, isn't afraid to talk about anything.

Not her past addiction to crystal meth. Not her wild younger days. Not even the famous incident in which she... um, soiled herself on stage. Here are some excerpts from the "London Bridge" singer's interview with Rolling Stone:

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The Gossip has learned that Maggie Gyllenhaal gave birth to her first child yesterday in a New York area hospital at about 8 p.m. Maggie and her fiancee / baby's daddy, Peter Sarsgaard, welcomed a little girl to their cute household.

Maggie and Peter decided to name their daughter Ramona Sarsgaard. Ramona was born around 8 p.m. at a NYC hospital. The newborn's arrival came two weeks before Maggie's expected delivery.

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With all the news surfacing about Nick Carter cheating on Paris Hilton with her, it's no wonder that we forgot to wish Ashlee Simpson a happy birthday yesterday. But that doesn't make it okay! We apologize for this terrible omission.

Without a doubt, Ashlee Simpson is one of our favorite celebrities. But once in a generation does a person come along who is so unintelligent, so annoying, so useless, so talentless, so utterly devoid of redeeming qualities.

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