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Hey, he's beat cancer. The Donald is nothing!

We're not sure if Lance Armstrong has actually met the man whose name graces every other building in New York, but it is now clear that he's met his daughter. Possibly naked!

Indeed, the cycling champ and Ivanka Trump went on "several dates," sources told People magazine, but the relationship never got out of first gear. Neither did that pun.

Trump, 24, is vice president of development and acquisitions for the Trump Organization. She and Armstrong, 35, met at a charity event in Los Angeles a few months ago when she was in town filming dad Donald's NBC reality show The Apprentice.

Armstrong's rep says there was no romance, but we're not judging. As long as the Paris Hilton rumors were false, too.

Trump herself told People on Monday, "I have tremendous respect for Lance and all he has accomplished. That said, we are just friends."

Phew. Matthew McConaughy can relax now. You've still got a chance with Lance, buddy.

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Sex tape star Dustin Diamond, a.k.a. Screech, is a dirty, dirty son of a b!tch. But when it comes to housecleaning, well, the man who doled out the Dirty Sanchez on film didn't fare as poorly as some other celebrities.

In a national survey commissioned by Cascade dishwashing detergent, people were asked which famous couple they imagined would be the best -- and worst -- at taking care of their own homes.

Off with the Shorts

Nice, but kinda boring Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick were voted the cleanest celebrity couple and received 69 percent of the votes.

TomKat was a distant second with nearly 9 percent, with Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore behind them with 7.5%.

On the other end of the spectrum, we have the amazing Britney Spears and Mr. Britney Spears, a.k.a. K-Fed. They finished dead last, as fans apparently believe they live in a sty. We can't verify that, but it wouldn't surprise us.

K-Fed is essentially a walking sty. Can you see that douche contributing anything as far as chores? Or to society in general? T.H. Gossip cannot.

Really, though, who the hell knows what f*%ked up $h!t goes down behind those Malibu walls. Oh, if little Sutton Pierce could talk...

The survey didn't bode well for the Hilton sisters either. When asked which celeb duo they would enlist to clean their homes, respondents chose skanky Paris and Nicky Hilton -- dead last.

Unfortunately for the heiresses, top-notch maid services (or other kinds of intimate "servicing") weren't taken into account. Which is too bad, because they'd surely do better in that poll.

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It's a good thing the term "Vinnifer" never really caught on. How come?

Aniston With Longer Hair

Because the relationship between Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vauhgn is over, reports Us Weekly.

And it's not a new development. The couple came to an end during the week of September 9, just before the actor left for London to begin work on his holiday comedy, Joe Claus.

"It's not common knowledge, but we're not together anymore," Vaughn told a source on September 13, adding that they solidified the breakup in a long phone conversation. "We've split up."

An Aniston friend - not Courtney Cox Arquette - confirmed as much: "They're 100 percent done."

So, what went wrong? Evidently, the relationship began to unravel almost immediately after Vaughn's June 27 proposal to Aniston.

Of course, there are many unanswered questions. Like, what happened to the engagement ring? And do rumors of Brad Pitt pressuring Angelina Jolie into having more kids play any role in this break-up?

We're not saying we have answers. Just that there are questions.

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Who is the favorite rapper of former presidential candidate, John Kerry? Is it Eminem? Maybe. But that Snoop Dogg character is often a hoot, as well.

It's hard to blame a buy for flip flopping on such a pressing issue.

Lil Kim, Cha Cha Cha

For one night, at least, Kerry only had eyes for one member of the rapping game: Lil Kim. The duo came together to celebrate the Children Uniting Nations national conference in D.C.

Seeing this twosome together is more shocking than news that Brody Jenner and Lauren Conrad have been hanging out. Or that Lil Kim is actually wearing clothes.

As George Bush crushes on Matt Lauer, we're left to wonder how two men with such power can only get close to these B and C-list celebrities. What's the matter, Senator Kerry? Is Scarlett Johansson out of your league?

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Fergie, a.k.a. Stacy Ferguson, who T.H. Gossip goes back and forth on every day regarding whether or not she's hot, isn't afraid to talk about anything.

Not her past addiction to crystal meth. Not her wild younger days. Not even the famous incident in which she... um, soiled herself on stage. Here are some excerpts from the "London Bridge" singer's interview with Rolling Stone:

Fergie in Vegas

"In junior high I was fascinated by gangsta rap. I was suburban, yet I had glimpses from where I lived. I'm hearing all the stories about what was going on in East L.A. and South Central, looking at it from the outside. I think I come from a whole generation of that. That's why a lot of people can relate with me, because they lived that, too. Seeing it but not really living it. So there weren't any of the negative consequences to the guns and all of that. It was just interesting and sexy."

"Me and my girlfriends would get ready, go out to the club, come home, change into my faux-fur coats and my sunglasses and rent a limo â€" spending all my child-actor money â€" and go to the club Garage that would start at 6 a.m. and dance till 12. Then I graduated to crystal meth. And it started being more about going to Home Depot at four in the morning and getting crafty at home. It became less of a fun thing and more of a habit."

"When something is so, so sick, it's risiculous. It's sick and ridiculous. Risiculous. See, I have my own dictionary."

"There's a song on my album called ‘Pedestal' which is my answer back to people who don't do anything with their lives but stay on the Internet for hours and talk shit about me. You just sit there and rip me apart, but I bet you didn't know that I went to hell and back. Bet you didn't know that. So this is a question to them: What are you doing with your life?"

[THG NOTE: You tell 'em, Fergie!]

"Sometimes I can be tomboyish, and sometimes I can be feminine. It depends on what mood I'm in. I like the balance. That whole woman/little girl thing. I like to play both of those."

"I came up with the quickest explanation I could: bulimia. Everyone around me knew, and I didn't care... I became more and more isolated, and it became more and more dark."

"The cause? Being buzzed and having no time to use the restroom."

"Yo, I'm having a dance-off!... With myself!"

"Yo, this site be mad tight!"

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Look, we're not ones to start random rumors (Editor's note: that's an outright lie), but what, exactly, what Eva Longoria doing at last night's edition of Dancing with the Stars?

Sure, Longoria claims she was there to cheer on an old friend, Mario Lopez.

Awesome Eva Longoria

But she also recently split from Tony Parker. As we recommend a sanity exam for the NBA star, we're left to wonder if there wasn't more to the timing of Longoria's appearance.

Arriving four minutes to show time, the Desperate Housewives actress was shuttled to her seat in the front row next to Lopez's mother. Since producers had banned clothes with messages of support for contestants, Longoria concealed her homemade black "Vote For Mario" tee under a tan blazer.

After the show, Lopez told People magazine:

"We were told that our families couldn't wear the t-shirts. I called (Eva) and told her and she said, 'Well, it's too late. I already made it and I'm wearing it.' And I said, 'Okay, but you're breaking the rules this week, not me!'"

Sounds flirtatious to us. Who cares if the former Saved by the Bell actor says "she's like a sister." With a Screech sex tape making the round, we don't know who to trust!

Of course, Lopez and partner, Karina Smirnoff, have been rumored to be dating. They deny it, however.

"[We're] a couple of nuts!" Lopez joked.

No, really, he said that.

Finally, in regard to their performance Tuesday, Smirnoff stated: "The music is from such a powerful movie, Desperado. We really aimed to be Antonio Banderas and Salma Hayek tonight. I hope it came across."

"(Salma Hayek) wishes she looked as good as Karina did tonight," said Lopez.

Right. No way they're together.

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Oh sweet PCD. I love when all six of y'all sing "Buttons" to me.

Every day. Sometimes twice.

The Pussycat Dolls are a radio staple these days, but the provocative all-girl group is on the verge of breaking up, according to a TV insider who claims one program tried to book them and discovered record bosses unsure if their next single wouldn't be the last.

Lead singer Nicole Scherzinger, 28, has fuelled speculation by recording with opera star Vittorio Grigolo. But PCD's spokesman insisted they were staying together, bonded by catchy-but-misspelled #1 hits "Don't Cha" and "Stickwitu," along with a love for all things slutty. PCD, the Gossip begs you to stay together.

If you break up, who else is going to distract my office with dirty, dirty thoughts at all hours of the day when we have the radio on? What are we supposed to do, watch the damn Screech sex tape? F*$k no. Please, Ashley, Nicole, Carmit, Jessica, Kimberly and Melody. Think of your fans and what your overtly sexual lyrics mean to them.

Stars who have performed with the Pussycat Dolls include Christina Aguilera, Charlize Theron, Gwen Stefani, Dita Von Teese, Brittany Murphy and Christina Applegate. Say a prayer tonight that this act of musical brilliance isn't fading away.

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The Gossip has learned that Maggie Gyllenhaal gave birth to her first child yesterday in a New York area hospital at about 8 p.m. Maggie and her fiancee / baby's daddy, Peter Sarsgaard, welcomed a little girl to their cute household.

Maggie and Peter decided to name their daughter Ramona Sarsgaard. Ramona was born around 8 p.m. at a NYC hospital. The newborn's arrival came two weeks before Maggie's expected delivery.

Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard

This is the first child for Maggie, 28, and Peter, 35. Congratulations to the new parents. These are definitely going to be the best celebrity baby pictures ever. Somebody get Vanity Fair on the phone, ASAP!

We love Gyllenhaarsgaard!

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With all the news surfacing about Nick Carter cheating on Paris Hilton with her, it's no wonder that we forgot to wish Ashlee Simpson a happy birthday yesterday. But that doesn't make it okay! We apologize for this terrible omission.

Without a doubt, Ashlee Simpson is one of our favorite celebrities. But once in a generation does a person come along who is so unintelligent, so annoying, so useless, so talentless, so utterly devoid of redeeming qualities.

Pete Wentz and Wife

An individual who can't even sing her own crappy, unoriginal pop songs, who can't go a week without a total makeover or even plastic surgery, and who is famous simply because of a hot sister, and a crazy father who bought her a music career.

She turned 22 yesterday. Happy birthday from all of us at the Gossip!