Nude Victoria Beckham Warns: Shield Your Eyes!

Victoria Beckham has no problem showing off her boobs. As for the rest of her body, however?

Posh Spice says she looks "really awful naked."

It's tough on one's body to have three children, as Victoria told the Australian edition of Harper's Bazaar. Of course, that magazine recently ran naked Britney Spears photos ... while the pop star was pregnant.

"I've got so much saggy skin on my stomach," Beckham said. "I might fit into jeans, but trust me, I look really awful naked."

Beckham, 32, adds that she has "no bum at all," despite her appearance in ads for her new fragrance, which she credits to the magic of retouching.

At this, Beyonce called in and gave Vicky some tushy tips.

These days, fortunately, Posh is focused on other things besides her looks, such as fashion design and her family, former English soccer captain, David Beckham, and their three sons, Brooklyn, 7, Romeo, 4, and Cruz, 19 months.

Lately, Victoria has been sharing her passion for fashion with another famous mom: Katie Holmes. The two were spotted together at last week's Chanel show in Paris.

Despite rumors two years ago of David's infidelity, Victoria remains by his money side.

"We've had a fair amount of câ€" thrown at us, and it can be very upsetting," she said. "If it doesn't kill you, it makes you stronger. I think we are a very strong family. It's easy to give up, and a lot of people do. We love each other to pieces. You work things out if you really love someone."

Apparently, Harry Morton never got this message.