Sucks for him. We totally would. Not only is she considerably less annoying than her sister Paris, but Nicky Hilton is s-m-o-k-i-n'. Definitely worthy of gawking.

Yes, Nicky's stock is rising quickly here at the T.H. Gossip Stock Exchange (THGSE), although she's still got a ways to go to catch the wonderful Kristin Cavallari.

Meanwhile, futures of Mary-Kate Olsen are plummeting.

Nicky, who recently split with her boyfriend, Kevin Connolly, is seen here making a solo exit from a Malibu baby shower. The event was thrown for Tobey Maguire's fiancée, Jennifer Meyer, on Sunday. Here's a picture of Nicky:

As you can see, the bag toted by Nicky proudly displays the words "Baby Maguire." Presumably because it's a gift for Tobey's unborn child, but we may never know.

Besides the aforementioned Nicky Hilton, attendees included an emaciated Kate Hudson, Courteney Cox Arquette, Jennifer Aniston and Jennifer Garner. As for Kirsten Dunst, Maguire's ex? She was nowhere to be found. Shocking.