We know you were yearning to hear more about the sex life of Nick Carter. Especially when it involves juicy details such as this.
According to the reality show pimp and lame singer man himself, when Carter learned that Paris Hilton was cheating on him with Sophia Bush's fiancé, Chad Michael Murray, he reciprocated with a new bedmate.
He waited until his then-girlfriend jetted off to Australia and then hooked up with Ashlee Simpson.
"I'd fallen head over heels with this chick. Then, all of a sudden, three months go by and I got people telling me, 'Nick, you know what Paris is doing to you,' and I got a little upset," Carter said. "So then I just decided to fight back a little bit and started doing my own thing again.
The result is I hooked up with Ashlee Simpson. When Paris came back from Australia, they talked to each other and she found out about it."
Nick doesn't seem too remorseful. Or talented.
"So I brought it up to her and said, 'You know what I did, and now it's your turn. Why don't you tell me what you did.' And she goes, 'I never did anything! I never cheated on you.' I had kind of started to really like Ashlee and I was thinking about the dating stage, then before you know it, f--king b-tch-face comes back."
Ah yes, the pet name all of Paris' boyfriends refer to her as. Somewhere, Stavros Niarchos is smiling.
The former Backstreet Boys member told the New York Post he has no regrets, but still has a bitter taste in his mouth over how much Paris Hilton sucks.
"I got so burnt over that whole Paris [bleep] with all this swinging and switching. Whatever happened to morals and values?"
Good question, Nick. Maybe you and brother, Aaron Carter, can tell us on your new reality show, House of Carters.