Beyonce may sing about a baby boy.
But Madonna actually adopts one.
Even though her publicist has denied it, here's how we know the Material Girl really did adopt a child in Malawi: the baby's father has come forward to confirm the news.
Yahome Banda told the Associated Press that the Queen of Pop visited the Hope Orphan Care Center in Mchinji, where his son had been living. On Monday, the little boy - whose mother died after giving birth to him a month ago - was taken to the capital, Lilongwe, where Madonna was staying.
Admit it: this makes her a bit more Jesus-like, doesn't it?
Banda says he's been told that the child, who will join Lourdes, 9, and Rocco, 5, in the Ciccone-Ritchie brood, will come back to Malawi frequently.
"I am very, very happy because, as you can see, there is poverty in this village, and I know he will be very well looked after in America," the father said.
Will Brangelina respond by adopting another child of its own? Stay tuned and find out!