Fortunately, for the men and woman fighting overseas and not wishing to be distracted by a promiscuous redhead, Lindsay Lohan is NOT going to Iraq.
So it's ok, Osama bin Laden, you can relax and focus on winning over Whitney Houston again.
Lohan, however, did recently pose with a couple of fake troops - at Xbox's Gears of War launch party in Hollywood. She doesn't seem particularly impressed by their guns, does she? But Lindsay probably sees larger triggers on a nightly basis - if you know what we mean!
We're sure Rumer Willis does at least.