Move over, Oprah, you're not the only non-gay celebrity anymore.
While they do, in fact, have
adorable manly nicknames for one another - "LiveStrong" and "J.K. Livin" - the two are merely good buddies. Not that the pair didn't think about more, Lance joked:
"We tried it. Wasn't for us."
Now single, each deals with tabloid attention differently.
"He's all tin cans and yam," says Lance of the famously granola McConaughy. "I get s**t on my Blackberry ... My cell phone. Most of it is bulls**t."
Perhaps Armstrong should hire Rumer Wills as a personal assistant to deal with such nonsense.
Just a thought.
Elsewhere, Armstrong expresses shock that President Bush wouldn't fork over $1 billion for his charity - given that bird flu, he says, received $7 billion. And he sets the record straight about Jake Gyllenhaal portraying his life story: He's not.