Hey, he's beat cancer. The Donald is nothing!
We're not sure if Lance Armstrong has actually met the man whose name graces every other building in New York, but it is now clear that he's met his daughter. Possibly naked!
Indeed, the cycling champ and Ivanka Trump went on "several dates," sources told People magazine, but the relationship never got out of first gear. Neither did that pun.
Trump, 24, is vice president of development and acquisitions for the Trump Organization. She and Armstrong, 35, met at a charity event in Los Angeles a few months ago when she was in town filming dad Donald's NBC reality show The Apprentice.
Armstrong's rep says there was no romance, but we're not judging. As long as the Paris Hilton rumors were false, too.
Trump herself told People on Monday, "I have tremendous respect for Lance and all he has accomplished. That said, we are just friends."
Phew. Matthew McConaughy can relax now. You've still got a chance with Lance, buddy.