Perhaps you have seen Kevin Federline in all his deadbeat, talentless glory and thought to yourself, "Man, what the f*%k is Britney Spears thinking? What I would not give to body slam the living $h!t out of that assclown!"
Well, tonight, WWE champ John Cena will live out your fantasy -- as somehow predicted by sage sports columnist Bill Simmons earlier this fall.
During a taped episode of Monday Night RAW in Los Angeles, Federline made a surprise appearance in the ring and received a chorus of boos from a sold-out Staples Center crowd.
After an argument between K-Fed and Cena got physical, Cena decided it was time to "Lose Control" and unleash his signature move -- the F-U slam -- on Mr. Spears.
K-Fed, sporting his traditional white t-shirt and jeans, makes his way to the ring to a chorus of boos -- and meets John Cena when he gets there.
Also, Jackass star Steve-O takes a turn in the ring, but things don't go well for him, either. No Bam Margera sightings, sadly.
John Cena, you have acted on the wishes of millions by beating the snot out of Kevin Federline. And for that, we salute you.
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October 24th, 2006 2:26 PM
K Fed is a punk he deserved what he got!
April 13th, 2007 12:54 AM
i hate kevin federline he cant see me cause he's like fergie they have nice asses but the two of them licks jackasses
August 19th, 2007 9:35 AM
Kevin Federline is a joke! his mom should have swallowed! or spit
August 19th, 2007 1:52 PM
Too much male testosterone for me. Federline and Britney both need to lay low for a while until their custody case is resolved. Their poor toddler boys don't stand a chance in having a normal life.
January 28th, 2008 9:57 PM
k fed suck. he is a bumb who needs to get a real job cause he cant rap or act and he needs to stop living off britniy
June 9th, 2009 12:20 AM
I WAHT TALK TO MR. MCMAHON GET ME A JOB VICKIE GUERRERO JOB FOR ME I WILL BE A GOOD ONE FOUR MONDAY NIGHT RAW P.S. YOU FRIEND JOSEPH HOCTER JR