Sorry, but The Gossip tells it like it is. We'll be the first to say when a Jessica Alba picture is scorching hot.

We'll also line up to tell a different Jessica that she has some serious work to do.

Perhaps Jessica Simpson has a valid excuse for looking homely these days. After all, Bam Margera just went public with the twosome's bedroom shannigans. And sister, Ashlee Simpson, is actually receiving positive reviews for her work in Chicago.

But is bitterness or jealousy a reason to look like this?

Get a grip, girl! We don't wanna compare you to any Britney Spears pictures again.

We understand life - and that hairstyle - can be difficult. But if you're not gonna get yourself together for you, do it for Nick Lachey. How can he continue to garner sympathy with cheesy songs about being dumped when his ex looks so loathsome?