Don't believe us? Ask the the buxom-laden blonde yourself.
In Jane magazine, Jessica Simpson says that on their third wedding anniversary, she went to go save the children while Nick just "stayed at home."
In that one fateful moment, everything changed for Ashlee's sister.
"Everything became so clear," said Jessica. "I was in hospitals with all these sick kids ... I just knew I needed to find something more in my life, on my own."
Like the long-awaited answer to the chicken/tuna debate.
Look, we like Jessica. She's pretty and sweet. But give Nick Lachey a break. He wasn't the one that spent hundreds on lingerie that could've gone to charity or sat around the house, whining about cooking a meal.
Okay, maybe we watched too much Newlyweds.