Jessica Simpson and John Mayer: The Secret Tryst?

Could Jessica Simpson and John Mayer be hooking up again? Could John Mayer possibly suck any more?

Perhaps, and no.

According to TMZ, that site's venerable undercover agents were at the posh Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills Monday night, when Mayer took a seat and began hitting on one of them.

Mayer apparently invited her up to his room to "talk." She declined.

The amazing Jessica Simpson arrived at the bar a short time later and saw friend and producer Romeo Antonio, who has written several Simpson songs (and who has two first names!), sitting at a table.

Jessica approached Antonio and chatted for a bit. Antonio then left the table to use the bathroom, and while he was taking care of business, guess who walked in. Crazy Joe Simpson. Just kidding! It was Mayer... a very serious Mayer, who proceed to ask if there was anything going on between Antonio and Simpson. Antonio said there was not.

Mayer then went back to the bar, chatted up Simpson for approximately 10 minutes, and left the bar with her. They took the elevator upstairs and were not seen or heard from again.

Scandalous! Looks like our girl might still be doing the nasty with this sketchball. Somewhere, Bam Margera is kicking himself. Hard. They do that sort of thing on Jackass.