Heidi Klum to Tori Spelling: THIS is How You do Pregnancy!

We know Tori Spelling has enough to worry about these days. Her dad screwed her over in his will more than David Silver did in the limo with that record executive (we don't remember that her name was Ariel or anything).

Her mom also pretty much hates her.

So this may not be the best time to point out how ridiculous Tori looked recently wearing a curtain maternity outfit. But we can't help it. Especially when compared to Heidi Klum.

The Hottest Pregnant Mom-To-Be Ever has had practice at this child-bearing thing before. She's also, you know, far better looking than Spelling. So Ms. 90210 is starting from behind.

But that just means you gotta pick up your game, Tori! No longer receiving fashion advice from Brooke Hogan is probably a good start.

In the end, if Maggie Gyllenhaal can deal with being pregnant while her fiance checks out another woman's vagina, you can at least dress properly.