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Look, we have no problem with Scarlett Johansson being named Sexiest Woman Alive by Esquire. The 21-year old is quite the looker.

We’re just not sure what last year’s winner, Jessica Biel, has done to fall from the sexy ranks. Especially after we saw this picture of the actress working out:

Jessica Biel, Husband

All The Gossip asks for is some sort of competition. Let’s see Scarlett touch her toes. Maybe Eva Longoria wishes to enter the contest and do a few topless chin-ups. It’s only fair.

The honor of Sexiest Woman Alive is simply too important to hand out randomly, ok? Is it really asking too much for Molly Sims to ride a mechanical bull in order to prove her beauty?