Borat to Madonna: Raise My Child

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It's unlikely his movie will flop, but just in case, Borat has a back-up plan.

At Wednesday's London premiere of Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, the bumbling, faux journalist told reporters about his grand plan.

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"I have come here with Bilak, my 11 year old son, his wife and their child, and we are hoping maybe to put some chocolate make-up on the child's face and sell him to Madonna. I am hoping that Madonna will be a very good father for it."

The Material Mother, meanwhile, was on Oprah Winfrey today, blaming the media for making such an issue out of her recent adoption. "

"Shame on you for discouraging other people from doing the same thing," she said.
Of course, if Mads doesn't want another child, Borat has other backup plans: Ice maker, gypsy catcher or animal sperm collector, specializing in camels.

The last of which, naturally, is how Linsday Lohan spends her Wednesday nights.

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