Ashton Kutcher Dreams about Brad Pitt's Body

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Hey, Brad, if things don't work out with that Angelina Jolie person, we know who you could court next.

Can you say Brashton?

Bruce Willis and Ashton Kutcher

Indeed, Ashton Kutcher has opened up about your fabulous body, telling a recent interviewer that your pecs and bis may have him thinking of going bi.

"I went and saw Troy, I was with my wife (Demi Moore) and with a friend, and every time Brad came on and he was like naked or whatever, they were like 'Ohh', and I'm like, 'I'm right here, I'm sitting right next to you,'" said Kutcher, "I knew this movie was coming up so I went out and hired Brad Pitt's trainer."

The self-admitted "pack-a-day smoker" who "hadn't really worked out since high school" had a tough time getting into top shape for The Guardian and admits he's already on a downward spiral since shooting wrapped.

"No. I'm done... I'll train for the next one, it's fine, I'll run a little bit, I'll stay in shape, I can still do some pull-up's and I do some push-ups and stuff but it's just brutal. It's a full time job it keep yourself in that kind of shape, it's no joke."

The Gossip knows, Ash. Our jealously of Perez Hilton has led to daily typing exercises and mouse click marathons.

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