A Slow Day for Lindsay Lohan

Hey, Lindsay, how many guys have seen the firecrotch in action today?

Ouch. Looks like a slow day between the sheets for Lindsay Lohan, but she's obviously focused on making up for it based on this outfit. Reel 'em in with your crotch of fire, girl!

If Brooke Hogan is looking to be a sex symbol, she could do worse than to follow the fashion lead of this attention-starved harlot.

Give it to Lindsay (and many guys have) to at least understand how to attract every Stavros (Niarchos), Harry (Morton) and Dick (last name, unimportant) out there.

We're just not sure if this is the sort of action Dina Lohan was wishing for her daughter.