When T.H. Gossip first heard that the amazing Kevin Federline had authored a confessional essay for the New York Post to commemorate the release of his debut album, Playing With Fire, we expected it to read something like this:

"Yo, yo, yo! What up, motherf&%kers! This is K-Fed. Holla! My album just dropped today, b!tches, and yo, that sh!t is so f%king tight! Damn. I got more hits than my n!gga Pete Rose and I drop phat beatz like I drop Britney's panties -- when she lets me out of the basement, that is. Yo."

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What is Hilary Duff thinking?

Has she been inspired by all the other newfound brunettes out there on the Hollywood scene (Cameron Diaz, Lindsay Lohan and even new mom Britney Spears come to mind), or by her punk rocker boyfriend, Joel Madden? Or is it for a new role? In any case, Duff is looking rough... although we may warm to it.

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We don't mean anything dirty by that whatsoever. Get your perverse minds out of the gutter. Seriously, what are you thinking? Not everything pertains to sex and drugs, you know (our Lindsay Lohan section notwithstanding).

All we are trying to say is that this pair of Hollywood starlets loves its respective canine companions. Nothing wrong or suggestive about that!

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She's pregnant and definitely a lot less rich than her mom.

But Tori Spelling isn't letting either keep her down. She's lined up a new stint on reality TV that has been given the green light. Brace yourselves: She will star in a new series with her leering, porn-loving husband, Dean McDermott, as they choose a bed-and-breakfast in Southern California to buy and refurbish.

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Not that this is a bad thing. It's a very good thing, in fact. But we wouldn't be surprised if a few fans weren't hoping for another car giveaway from Oprah Winfrey instead.

The talk show host has presented her audience with new vehicles, paid down their debts and granted wishes on her Wildest Dreams Tour. This latest act, however, was deemed the goddess' "favorite giveaway ever."

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