Evidence of Paris Hilton Skanking it Out with Travis Barker

We don't make things up, readers. When we say that Paris Hilton is a no-good socialite that isn't worth the cocktail napkins her hotels pay for, we mean it.

As for the skank factor, just take a look at her engulfing Travis Barker in this picture, the instant the Blink 182 singer isn't married:

When asked about Barker, Hilton replied: "He's one of my dear friends. I'm single, he's my friend."

She then said the same thing about 37 other guys in the club that night. And a lonely looking bar stool.