Sutton. Pierce. Federline.
Proud celebrity parents Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are apparently going to be calling their newborn son... wait for it...
Sutton Pierce Federline.
Are you f%$*king kidding me?
The singer gave birth to her second son at the Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles, just before 2 am on Tuesday.
According to our sources, Britney wants to give the healthy 6 lb., 11 oz. bundle of joy this ludicrous name so he can have the same initials as his older brother, Sean Preston Federline. Great reasoning, guys. I'm sure they really care, and that Sutton won't be ridiculed at all at school growing up.
Speaking of Sean P., he turns one today! Woo!
- Q: Who has two kids less than a year apart?
- A: People from Louisiana.
It is believed Britney wanted to have her C-section today, September 14, so that her children would share the same birthday. But Kevin, for reasons yet unknown to us at T.H. Gossip, insisted she bring it forward.
Meanwhile, it has been claimed that Britney gave birth in the same room as her hero and one-time make-out partner -- Madonna. A source from inside the hospital says the C-section took place in the same VIP suite in which Madonna gave birth to her son Rocco.
The hospital insider also revealed that actresses Jennifer Garner and Kim Basinger delivered their babies in the same suite.
We'll have pics of Sutton Pierce Federline as soon as they are available. Are sleuths are already on the case, hiding in Britney's garbage cans in Malibu. Who's the cutest celebrity baby of the land? VOTE!

September 15th, 2006 3:33 PM
Are you kidding?!? So, she wants her children to have the same initials? Fine! But, Sutton? Come on! In less than thirty seconds, I managed to come up with five names that are WAY better thant that. Here's the list: Simon, Samuel (or Sam), Scott, Steve (or Steven) and Stephen. Heck! Even Sylvester would be better than Sutton!
September 21st, 2006 4:30 PM
Come on now. What's wrong with Sutton! My husband's last name is SUtton and we all use it as his name.... Sounds pretty cool to me. Go Brit! Don't listen to the haters
September 22nd, 2006 11:42 AM
I think the name is very nice. Beats Apple!
Sutton sounds like a last name and many Southerners give children last names that belonged to their grandmothers, mothers, and even great grandmothers.
I like the name.
October 8th, 2006 6:35 PM
Es un nombre poco popular pero me gusta mas el de su hermanito pero sutton tambien es pasable