So maybe a nude Winona Ryder picture isn't your style. After all, the actress did steal stuff once.
But what about Selma Blair? The Cruel Intentions co-star hos joined Ryder, and a slew of celebrities, in a new Marc Jacobs line that supports the NYU School of Medicine's Interdisciplinary Melanoma Cooperative Group.
In other words: they fight skin cancer.
Blair doesn't look to thrilled, does she? Perhaps that's because - despite not being ugly by any means - Selma is aware that she doesn't exactly compare to a nude Jessica Simpson picture.
Not that we have one of those. Sorry for the tease, fellas.