So the Gossip has seen portions of the Dustin Diamond sex tape, which we talked about yesterday, and can confirm that it is real... and not at all pleasant.
Yes, the former Saved by the Bell star, who warmed our hearts as the lovable Screech Powers, starts off the video in a bathtub, narrating what's to come. The tape ends with Diamond introducing one of the women to a "Dirty Sanchez."
If you don't know what that euphamism means, look it up. Online. Preferably at work, when your boss is expecting a report from you and is about to come asking for it.
Suffice it say, it is unbelievably graphic.
For now, you can watch the clips at TMZ.com. But you soon may be able to own this thing, if that's what you're into. David Hans Schmidt, who has become famous in the sex tape industry by peddling videos featuring Paris Hilton, Colin Farrell and others, claims ownership to the Screech tape.
It was shot in a hotel, with Diamond holding the camera and narrating, as he engages two women in various combinations and positions. He does not say if this tape is being made to raise money for his battle against foreclosure.
Schmidt is reportedly out shopping the tape, which supposedly has generated a good amount of interest. What's unusual is that some mainstream media companies are interesting in purchasing the rights.
Screech, you are a dirty, dirty man. Christina Aguilera has nothing on you.