New Luggage, New Reality Show for Donald Trump

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Take that, Martha Stewart! You don't have a line of suitcases now, do you?!?

We can imagine Donald Trump taking pleasure in such thoughts as he rolls out a new line of luggage and travel goods, part of the Donald J. Trump Signature Collection, naturally. It already includes shirts, suits and other merchandise.

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The manufacturer, Badanco Enterprises, says in its press-release that the line will "enable consumers to travel and do business in comfort and luxury - Trump style," which appears to mean that lucky owners will have the Trump crest emblazoned all over their gear.

In related news, rumors of a luxury line of knee pads are circulating, so consumers can get down to business, Lindsay Lohan style.

Meanwhile, starting next Tuesday on the Golf Channel, Trump will be pimping out his Trump National golf course in Los Angeles for the network's reality series "The Big Break VI: Trump National." The reality series will pit men and women against each other in the usual series of challenges, along with emotional ebbs and flows, for a chance to compete with the world's best golfers.

That's golfers, Kevin Federline. Not slackers. You aren't eligible.

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