By all accounts, the VMAs this year were hella weak. Fortunately, some mad insane drama went down at the New York club Snitch on the eve of the show.
We're talking about our favorite pair of Laguna Beach alums. Meathead bad boy Jason Wahler kept bumping into ex-girlfriend Lauren Conrad, a.k.a. LC, which was awkward enough before he got to second base with some bottle blonde skank right in front of her.
The pair, which broke up after The Hills finale, has been on edge since, with this incident only throwing gasoline on the fire. When he noticed Lauren during the act, Jason hastily removed himself and landed practically in the lap of a New York Daily News gossip sleuth, who of course gives us the full rundown.
LC started squealing to her Hills pal Heidi Montag and then sent a rep from MTV to ask the girl if she was "with" Jason. She was then ordered by one of his buddies to "get away from him."
LC soon stormed off to another party at Tenjune. Somewhere, Kristin Cavallari is smiling.
That wasn't it for Jason, however. He sloppily continued his hookup, then offered a stranger $5 for two cigarettes. When he was rejected, he then asked to borrow $2 so he could buy his own pack. What can we say? The dude is a math genius.