Mel Gibson Apologizes to Cops, Sugar Tits Receives Flowers

If this keeps up, The Gossip won't have our favorite foils to mock for much longer.

Last week, Tom Cruise actually went over to Brooke Shields' home and apologized for berating her over her use of anti-depressants last year. Guess that was a nice thing to do.

Now Saddam Hussein Mel Gibson has gone out his way to make up for the way he treated three police officers during his arrest.

For example, Gibson sent the female officer he referred to as "sugar tits" that night a $500 bouquet with a note offering his "sincere apologies." He also invited all officers involved in the incident to the premiere of his new film, Apocalypto.

It's about ancient Mayan culture and is entirely in sub-titles. We're not sure if this is part of an apology or punishment.

A source close to the female police officer said:

"Mel has sent her the biggest bunch of flowers she's ever seen with a note. She was quite touched and I'm sure that the two arresting officers will take him up on his invitation."

This is terrible. What's next, will Britney Spears go back to being a non-pregnant sex goddess?

Will Ashlee Simpson consume a meal?

Will Matthew McConaughey put on a shirt?

The possibilities frighten us. Let's not talk about them anymore.