But.... what about me!?
Those were the words uttered recently by Tom Cruise's daughter, who is apparently distressed over the attention given to her half-sister, Suri Cruise. Okay, we have no idea if Isabella said that or is even resentful. Or how old she is. But what we do know is that Tom and his train-wreck fiancee / baby's momma, Katie Holmes, checked out Isabella's soccer game in West Los Angeles on Saturday afternoon.
No word on if the team won, or if topless soccer mom Pamela Anderson was the opposing coach. Or, for that matter, whether Tom Cruise's buddy David Beckham (that dick) bothered to show up, or whether Isabella's mom, Nicole Kidman (she's hot), was in attendance. Or... wait for it... whether Suri's wig blew off in the wind. Oooooooga!