We all know there's bad blood between Lindsay Lohan and her father. But now it appears as though the red-headed harlot and her fairly insane mom are also not getting along.
When Lindsay arrived at a Chinese restaurant on Manhattan's Upper East Side last week for a birthday celebration for Dina, she was dismayed to find that Mrs. Lohan and her friends were already into their second bottle of Cristal. The nerve! Right after the first course arrived, Lindsay and her mom started going at it.
Others in the restaurant at the time included Ryan Cabrera, Brandy and Serena Williams. They sat in stunned silence as the Lohans hurled curse words at one another. This was a change from the typical hurling Lindsay does in the bathroom after every meal.
Finally, Lindsay stormed out, telling her mom to "go to hell." Dina cried uncontrollaly, typed on her BlackBerry for 45 minutes and then started throwing fortune cookies at the waiters - and burst into tears again when her birthday cake came out.
Seriously. The reaction made Sutton Pierce Federline seem mature.
But, wait, there was more good news for Lindsay haters later in the week ...
The accident is being investigated because Lohan claims Milk Studios hadn't been careful enough in preventing people from slipping. Which would be odd. Because we thought studios such as that did bodies good.
Thank you, we'll be here all night. And that's less than we can say for Lohan's career, hopefully.