Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton: The Pathetic Play by Play!
Don't cry for Lindsay Lohan, readers.
Yes, she just got dumped, humiliated and tossed aside like some sort of underweight, spoiled actress by Harry Morton. But it looks as though she's made a new friend:
As we reported earlier in the week, these former enemies were seen conversing in some manner at a party Hilton threw for those using her for her money and connections friends.

Here is an actual exchange between the two drama queens:
Lindsay: Look Paris, I just want all this drama to stop.
Paris: Don't believe anything they say Lins!!!! They'll say anything it's not true. F--k Brandon [Davis] and f---ing firecrotch s--t. We love you so much. You look so hot by the way.
Lindsay: (laughs)
And ... scene! We don't know if these loose ladies were just pretending for the cameras or on-lookers around them, but it's a rivalry/friendship we'll follow closely. Maybe Sean Penn and Canada can make up next.

September 24th, 2006 9:51 PM
Throw up your guts! Paris has done everything to Lindsay except stab her to death; which I'm hoping comes next.
October 1st, 2006 9:39 AM
para. lindsay
lindsay eres la mejor de todas la mas bella y bonita soy tu fan #1 tengo en mi computadora mas de 100 fotos tullas y tu ultimo disco espero que resivas este mensaje me gustaria ir a nueva york a conoserte vivo en yucatán y me muero por verte!!! te quiero muchisimo t.q.mil. Y love you linds
October 4th, 2006 1:26 AM
hola tienes no vio megustas Lindsay
teamo
October 15th, 2006 10:54 AM
my name is sabrina i love you lindsay lohan