Does Harry Morton read The Hollywood Gossip?
It doesn't seem that way. If the Pink Taco mogul (the restaurant, people) were an avid fan, he'd have come across the Lindsay Lohan quote where she stated how she wants to be free to give her body to anyone, regardless of having a boyfriend or not.
Oh. And Lohan is Morton's girlfriend.
Perhaps Harry thinks he can tame the tramp, however, because sources claim he was spotted purchasing an engagement ring at Cartier in Beverly Hills.
It must be a challenging choosing such a gift for a nymphomaniac. We assume the ring has to be really loose.
A representative from Morton's company didn't deny the endeavor:
"I can confirm that Harry was shopping in Cartier. .. but what he purchased I cannot confirm. If it was in fact a gift then that's between him and whomever the gift is for and whomever the gift is for."
Hey, Harry, if the gift is for Lohan, know what else will be between you and her? About a hundred guys. Per week.