Eva Longoria and Tony Parker Call It Quits

Okay, we admit it: We weren't exactly shocked that Harry Morton and Lindsay Lohan broke up. Nor did we care.

But this news is a little surprising and sad: Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria and San Antonio Spurs point guard Tony Parker have split up.

"They did break up. It's amicable," a source told People magazine. "They are talking and trying to figure the best course of action for their future. They are trying to work things out."

So, what led to such an end? Was Karrine Steffans involved in yet another sordid relationship demise? No, not at all.

"It's distance and demanding careers and not living in same city," said the source. "It didn't happen yesterday. It's been going on for a while."

That's too bad. And a little shocking because Longoria recently went on the Ellen DeGeneres Show and seemed to get along perfectly well with a cardboard cut-out of her man. Check out this Eva Longoria picture and see for yourself.

In an earlier statement issued by Longoria's rep, Liza Anderson, on Friday, she said: "Eva and Tony are going through a very difficult time right now, just like any other couple with extremely demanding careers."

While Desperate Housewives has been filming in Los Angeles, the San Antonio Spurs departed Texas on Friday afternoon to begin a training camp in France.

So, now that she's actually available, we bet Eva could earn even more money than Jessica Biel could for an auctioned off date. Interesting.