Jessica Simpson cheated on Nick Lachey.
Gas prices are out of control.
And Screech from Saved by the Bell has made an elicit sex tape.
Yes, folks, there are numerous problems in the world today, but fans of the James Bond film series only care about one of them: who the heck is Daniel Craig to take on the role of 007 is the next installment, Casino Royale?!?
The actor is trying to quiet the fears of this worried group, however.
"All I can say is there are millions of fans, and I don't want to let them down. I've worked my butt off for this movie. I'm not going to foul it up," Craig told Parade magazine.
Craig may be the first non-brunette Bond, but he definitely has one thing in common with the super agent: love from the ladies. He's currently dating film producer Satsuki Mitchell, but has been linked the past to hotties such as Kate Moss and Sienna Miller.
One noticeable difference in this 007, though? He won't be lighting up. Producers didn't want to send a wrong message to kids and Craig had no issue with the change.
"I can blow off someone's head at close range and splatter blood, but I can't light a good Cuban (cigar)," he noted.
Not even James Bond can do it all, readers. He's no Lance Armstrong.