Celebrity Look-Alikes, Vol. 9

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Ah, yes, how we love Celebrity Look-Alikes. Most recently, we brought you a couple of dead-ringers, along with two attractive young women who, in actuality, have next to nothing common except for one feature (at least it's a hot one). And who can forget, before that, the practically indistinguishable Mel Gibson and Saddam Hussein, kindred spirits at heart and in appearance. How can we possibly compete with that masterpiece?

It's impossible. But we did some outside-the-box (and reality) thinking last night and came up with this pair of oddball characters. Here's supposed serious musician and supposed Jessica Simpson boyfriend, John Mayer, and Edward Scissorhands! What a couple of freaks!!

An Edward Scissorhands Photo
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NOTE: We are aware that Mr. Scissorhands is not real, and is in fact a movie character played by a young Johnny Depp. So don't bother e-mailing or calling us about this.

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HOW THE @#$% COULD YOU WRITE THAT ABOUT EDWARD,JOHNNY DEPP! HE IS THE MOST SWEETEST GUY I'V EVER MET! YOU CAN SEE THAT IN THE CHOSE OF MOVIES HE MAKES! EVEN IN CRY-BABY WHEN HE PLAYS A TOTAL BAD-ASS, YOU CAN TELL HE'S SWEET! WE WANT A "LITTLE CHAT" WITH WHOEVER WROTE THIS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!!!!!!!!

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I LOVE BOTH OF THEM!!

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lmao! this is funny