Okay, she's not. The only daughter of Hulk Hogan is actually 18.

But just look at her here! Aside from sporting more make up - at a pool mind you - than most women wear to weddings, Brooke Hogan looks ancient. We know she can't sing, but can't she at least act her age?

So, what makes Hogan look so close to menopause? The stress of starring on a reality show? The burden of a future with no singing prospects? Or maybe her role model is just Heather Mills.

We'll probably never know.