Bam! Jackass Star Admits to Doing Jessica Simpson

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Hey, remember when Jessica Simpson was an innocent virgin bride?

Yeah. Neither do we.

Black and White Jessica

Following 18 months of rumors that she cheated on then-husband, Nick Lachey, at least one truth has supposedly come out: Jackass star, Bam Margera, did indeed have sex with Joe Simpson's daughter.

On Howard Stern's September 19 Sirius radio show, the prankster came clean about the oh so dirty evening. He even named the date: April 11, 2005. According to Bam, Jessica took him back to her parents' home in Los Angeles' Encino area.

"We were just drinking margaritas and stuff, and you know, from there …"

When Stern asked how a nude Jessica Simpson looked, Margera profoundly responded, "good." 

When asked by a reported from Us Weekly how many times he, well, bammed Simpson, Margera said just once.

"It was when her parents were away and Nick was away. It's not a secret."

But it is juicy! Especially when Crazy Joe Simpson shot back that he wanted to "beat the crap out of people who say things like this." Hmmm ... doesn't sound like a denial to the staff of The Gossip. Aside from spilling the banging beans, doesn't even sound like Bam was that raunchy about the night of passion.

The same can't be said for Simpson, however. During a recent interview in Allure magazine, the former virgin wore a rooster pendant and joked: "I don't have a c--k at the moment, so I wear one around my neck."

Okay then. Here's some advice then: Pass around this Jessica Simpson picture and we're pretty sure a yacht load of c--ks will line up at your door shortly.

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bam is so hot jessica simpson is so lucky
:(

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at least shes better than that bitch missy

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#1 ? ur u hight tht/that night or what the hell were u thinking!JK JKMy mom always told me tht u were not a good influence! I still luv u anyways <3 erika

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Hey. Bam I just have to say good job and how did you do it.

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it just never happened!

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JESSICA DID NOT CHEAT WITH BAM... HE ADMITTED TO JUST LYING ABOUT JESSICA! JESSICA IS A GOOD GIRL WHO IS SEXY AND GORGEOUS!!

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She is such a disgusting cheating, two-timer. I'm not saying that from this article... this is just one more example of her two-timing lying, cheating, sickening self. YUK!!!!!!!!!!!!! Damn, lying, cheating, slut! She lost a good and honest guy.

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Dam baby, Forget that Jessica and come to this Jessica and BAM me!!!

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I LOVE BAM!!!!:) he's awesome!!

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Bam why did u gofor jessica? she is a Slut and ugly.But i know u are telling the truth but i hate jessica simpson shes an ass.well bam i hope u never go for a slut like her. Missy is hot and jessica is not. haha love yah bam & missy

Jessica Simpson Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson
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