Hey, remember when Jessica Simpson was an innocent virgin bride?
Yeah. Neither do we.
Following 18 months of rumors that she cheated on then-husband, Nick Lachey, at least one truth has supposedly come out: Jackass star, Bam Margera, did indeed have sex with Joe Simpson's daughter.
On Howard Stern's September 19 Sirius radio show, the prankster came clean about the oh so dirty evening. He even named the date: April 11, 2005. According to Bam, Jessica took him back to her parents' home in Los Angeles' Encino area.
"We were just drinking margaritas and stuff, and you know, from there …"
When Stern asked how a nude Jessica Simpson looked, Margera profoundly responded, "good."
When asked by a reported from Us Weekly how many times he, well, bammed Simpson, Margera said just once.
"It was when her parents were away and Nick was away. It's not a secret."
But it is juicy! Especially when Crazy Joe Simpson shot back that he wanted to "beat the crap out of people who say things like this." Hmmm ... doesn't sound like a denial to the staff of The Gossip. Aside from spilling the banging beans, doesn't even sound like Bam was that raunchy about the night of passion.
The same can't be said for Simpson, however. During a recent interview in Allure magazine, the former virgin wore a rooster pendant and joked: "I don't have a c--k at the moment, so I wear one around my neck."
Okay then. Here's some advice then: Pass around this Jessica Simpson picture and we're pretty sure a yacht load of c--ks will line up at your door shortly.
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24 Comments
September 27th, 2006 4:16 PM
You are such a SLUT!!!! You are so disgusting..and so desperate...Good luck lying your way out of this one..Nick was always TOO GOOD FOR YOU!!!
September 27th, 2006 5:11 PM
I don't beleive at all that they slept together. He was just saying the other day that he and his guys were out partying with jessica and he felt so akward because of the whole thing (that he lied) and he went up to her to apologize and she was so big about saying that it was "all good" He just wants to be famous and will lie to be it.
October 27th, 2006 3:48 PM
Hey,
jessica so now ur into BADBOYS.
awwwwwww To bad 4 NICK. yea bam I LOVE YOU.
BUT SIMPSON u could do ALOT BETTER THEN HER.
and ummmmm. yea u r disgusting and VERY DESPERATE.......ewwwwwww.
November 30th, 2006 2:16 PM
bam es mio esa puta de cine mija vete pal karajo tantos machos detras de tu culo y tu cojes a mi bam PUTA
December 5th, 2006 5:32 PM
Bam Margera no se acosto con simpson es mas Steve O afirmo que el estaba en el dia en que Bam llamo a su ex novia para decirle que habia tenido relaciones con Jessica y eso fue como un ay si me acoste con Jessica Simpson pero fue solo un decir
December 17th, 2006 4:36 PM
Bam why did u gofor jessica? she is a Slut and ugly.But i know u are telling the truth but i hate jessica simpson shes an ass.well bam i hope u never go for a slut like her. Missy is hot and jessica is not. haha love yah bam & missy
February 13th, 2007 5:45 AM
I LOVE BAM!!!!:) he's awesome!!
March 7th, 2007 11:17 AM
yay!
March 15th, 2007 1:49 AM
Dam baby, Forget that Jessica and come to this Jessica and BAM me!!!
August 8th, 2007 4:45 AM
She is such a disgusting cheating, two-timer. I'm not saying that from this article... this is just one more example of her two-timing lying, cheating, sickening self. YUK!!!!!!!!!!!!! Damn, lying, cheating, slut! She lost a good and honest guy.