You Have to Be F*&%king Kidding Me

Just when you think walking train wreck Britney Spears can't look any more disheveled and thrown together… she raises the bar yet again. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think Britney used to be hot at one point in time. Who is this person? Back! BACK! Away with you! Go back to the Wal-Mart from whence thou came and give us back our Brit!

The even scarier thing, of course, is that these pics have nothing on the video clip we found yesterday. Dear God! Can someone call the Department of Health & Human Services? A trip to the hospital for "exhaustion" can only be a few weeks away.