You Have to Be F*&%king Kidding Me

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Just when you think walking train wreck Britney Spears can't look any more disheveled and thrown together… she raises the bar yet again. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think Britney used to be hot at one point in time. Who is this person? Back! BACK! Away with you! Go back to the Wal-Mart from whence thou came and give us back our Brit!

The even scarier thing, of course, is that these pics have nothing on the video clip we found yesterday. Dear God! Can someone call the Department of Health & Human Services? A trip to the hospital for "exhaustion" can only be a few weeks away.

Britney Crotch Shot: Censored
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Britney Spears Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Kentwood, Louisiana
Full Name
Britney Jean Spears

Britney Spears Quotes

I miss it here so much! I love it so much! It makes me it's kinda like bittersweet coming here because I used to live here for two years. And when I come here, it's like, man, I wish I had my apartment here still.

Britney Spears [on New York City]

MTV has long played an important role in my career. How can I not be there to kick off their 25th VMAs?

Britney Spears
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